If I were someone who likes to jump on the, uh, meme bandwagon, I could write 100 things about myself. Or I could write four truths and one lie.
Instead, just because I think he's a superb diarist, I am going to be a Peter copycat and write nine things that aren't true about me, along with one that is. Meaning you have to guess which one is the truth. So here you go:
1. Although I've tried, I've never managed to finish the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And I seem to about the only person who thought the movie was considerably less than wonderful.
2. I don't like calf's liver with bacon and onions, and I don't like liver paté, but strangely enough I don't mind chicken livers. Fried in enough butter, that is.
3. I saw the Ramones play at the University of Illinois in 1980. It hurt my ears.
4. I don't own a television. It corrupts your mind and makes you fat.
5. Despite being terribly scared of heights, I like carnival rides that go fiercely around and around, making me dizzy.
6. If I could change one thing about my physical self, it would be to not have grey hair. But wait - what am I saying. I could dye it, couldn't I? The idea of dyeing it sounds just too fussy to me.
7. Although I had both my ears pierced, I let the holes close up when I moved to Sweden. I don't look good in earrings.
8. My first car was a white 1975 Chevy Nova hatchback that had been my mother's car. I gave it to my younger brother a year later because it was a piece of shit.
9. Although I lived in Washington, D.C. for 15 years, I never once went into the Capitol building. Shame, shame, shame.
10. When I was five, we moved to New Jersey and although it was the end of June, the first thing I did was run and look up the chimney of our new house and ask my mother "Do you think Santa Claus can fit down there?"
So, which will it be? Don't be shy.
The Swedish word for the day is val. It means choice. And whale. Your, uh, choice.
- by Francis S.