Obvious Lesson No. 1: Do not go to see an, er, experimental theater piece called "Exquisite Pain."
Obvious Lesson No. 2: Especially if the name of the theater company doing the production is called "Forced Entertainment."
Picture this: two people sitting at two different desks next to each other on a small stage. The woman reads from a script, telling a story about having been jilted by a lover. The man reads from a script, telling a story about a man whose youngest and beloved brother has killed himself. The woman tells the same story about being jilted by her lover. The man tells a different story of sorrow. The woman repeats her story. And again, and again, and again. Fifty or so times. Pain is accurate to describe the experience - four of the hundred or so people in the theater walked out, and I watched them with terrible envy - and it was certainly forced. Self-indulgent and boring would also be an accurate description. Exquisite and entertainment, however, are words that should not be used within a thousand miles of this piece.
God help us, we stayed to the bitter end.
I guess I'm just a philistine.
The Swedish word for the day is och vi betalade. It means and we paid.
- by Francis S.